Vabbing

Recently, I stumbled across something called vabbing on social media. The idea was bizarre as it was using my own juice as perfume. My initial thought was, that this is crazy, but the posts claimed it was all about natural pheromones and attraction. So, in a moment of adventurous spirit, I decided to try it out.

I met up with Xav after his work. As we chatted over our meal, I couldn’t shake off a nagging self-consciousness. As Xav was sitting beside me, every time he leaned in, a part of me screamed internally. He does have a sensitive nose and he knows my smell. His expression changed.

He subtly sniffed the air, a puzzled look crossing his face, and that's when I knew he knew. The silence was deafening. In a moment of uncharacteristic boldness, or maybe it was sheer panic, I blurted out the whole truth. 

Xav's eyes widened in sheer amazement. There was a pause that felt like an eternity. Then, to my surprise, he burst out laughing. He claims that he knew there was something different, but he couldn't quite place it until I told him. 

I was stunned. Here I was, expecting scolding, but instead, Xav seemed genuinely intrigued by the whole concept. Ends up, we spent the next hour talking about the strangest trends.