Saturday, 3 January 2026

E____a

 Guys, Happy 2026!!!
Amazed how time has flies, this year is gonna be a busy year for me. Multiple events coming up, and also, my own BTO. Hehe.

Anyway, I have something really interesting to share. Last month, after doing some careful calculations, I realized I owed a special shoutout to E____a. He had purchased a total of 65 pairs of clothing in just one year. Honestly, thank you, that’s… impressive.

Like I said before, I know you’re rich, but maybe save a little for yourself, okay? And, please, don’t make last-minute requests for extra clothing, it can get tricky.

Which brings me to this one time: we had a deal at a shopping centre in the west. Everything was going smoothly, until, at the very last minute, he made an unusual request, he asked for the my bra, and the shorts I was wearing that day and just to give you guys the context, I had literally just finished my jog, so I was still in my post-run outfit, comfortable, casual, and slightly disheveled.

Trust me, I frozed. The request was completely unexpected, and honestly, a little ridiculous. My jog outfit wasn’t exactly “deal-ready”, the bra was nothing fancy, and the shorts were my most comfortable, worn-in pair.

At first, I refused. I mean, it felt absurd! Handing over my actual worn clothing on a whim but then he mentioned the payout again. Not just that, he was willing to sponsor a new bra and a dress for me, just for agreeing. There was just one limit: the replacement had to be a dress, and he suggested that a sundress would be best.

I hesitated, weighing practicality against the ridiculousness and the tiny thrill of doing something daring. In the end, I decided to go for it. I handed over my black bra, and my comfy FBT shorts. 

The whole transaction felt like a secret little adventure. I had to find a good discreet place to place my big package while maintaining composure

Overall, appreciated for your contribution and thanks for the new dress.